2007-10-25

Out of the mouths of babes....

Hot on the tails of my last post about granny shoes, I hear this conversation this morning outside my bedroom door:

Lucas: Uh-oh! Grandma L left her shoes here.
Zachary: No, those are momma's new shoes.
Lucas: Nope, they're not. They are Grandma's shoes. They are for old ladies.

*cringe* So, there you have it. The kids even recognize them as granny shoes. Chuck, of course, thought it was hilariously funny.

Then Zachary. My dear sweet Zachary. *sigh* He made sure to tell me to not walk on the grate at the McDonald's because I was "WAAAAYYY TOOOO BIG" and could fall right through it. Then, later on in our trip to the dr's today, he told Daddy to make sure to tell him when I was coming because he didn't want to be smooshed.

Kids tell it like it is. And according to my kids, I'm a fat momma with granny shoes.

4 comments:

Anonymous said...

Haha, that is soooo funny! Grandma's shoes!

sourpatchbaby said...

Awww, if it makes you feel better; I used to think that when a woman was pregnant with twins she had two bellies. One in the front and one in the back. It wasn't until very recently when I realized that my pregnant butt is huge and that yes, I do look like I have two bellies. one in front and one in back.

Talk about karma.

Author said...

hahahahahahahahahahahha....sometimes you just can't help but laugh....

Nessa used to do similar things. Its the no-sensor button in the brains...

Anonymous said...

lol! I wonder what they think of my "granny shoes"! lol!

 

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