2008-03-27

Mom, DON'T read this!

So, when I started this blog, I had said I was a lot of things wrapped up into one. A daughter, a mother, a wife, an employee, but that sometimes I miss knowing or being just “Lisa”. I do have a person inside there somewhere. I’m bound and determined to let that person come through more often.

And there has been something I have wanted to do for myself for a very long time. Actually two somethings. Not for anyone else, but me. To express who I am.

And the countdown has now become until I do those things. For my birthday next month, I am getting inked. I was supposed to do it for my 30th birthday, but ended up pregnant somehow (hmmm, Chuck’s birthday present has screwed up my birthday 3 times now!) I have researched and found what I want, but I need to draw it up and find out how much it’ll cost so Chuck can plan enough money for it since he’s getting it for me for my birthday present. Yes, he is. I told him so! I’m excited. I’m a little nervous too. I’ve watched 3 people now get inked and while it was very cool, it was THEM experiencing the pain. But I guess after having 3 kids, and one of them being au natural, I figure I could probably handle the pain.

As far as placement, I’m getting a tramp stamp. It’s perfect for me! I think that placement is super sexy and if I want to show someone I can pretty easily, but no one has to see it if I don’t want them to. It’ll be a celtic motherhood knot with an emerald heart to represent each child.

The other thing that I’m planning on getting done is something that no one else will probably ever see. And unlike the ink, I’m not necessarily planning on showing it off. I’m going to get a VCH piercing.

A what?

Vertical Clitoral Hood piercing. I was considering getting a clitoral piercing, but I think I’m just too chicken. Plus, everything I’ve read about it says that not everyone is anatomically suited for that type of piercing. So I think I’m going to do the VCH instead. I’m excited. I’m more than a little nervous about the pain, but it’s also something that isn’t exactly foreign to me, so I will probably do okay. I’m planning on getting that done the same night as I get my new ink. Probably afterwards, so that my endorphins are already flowing and I’m not quite as freaked out. ;)

So, yay! I’m doing something for myself. I realize a lot of moms probably go to a day at the spa for their personal time, but hey, I never claimed to be normal.

5 comments:

Charles D. Leibrand said...

Break me down,
you got a lovely face,
we're going to your place
now you got to freak me out
Scream so loud,
getting fucking laid,
you want me to stay
but I got to make my way

Hey! You’re a crazy bitch,
but you fuck so good I'm on top of it.
When I dream I'm doing you all night,
Scratches all down my back to keep me right on.

Hey! You’re a crazy bitch,
but you fuck so good I'm on top of it.
When I dream I'm doing you all night,
Scratches all down my back to keep me right on.

Take it off,
the paper is your game,
jump in bed with fame another one night paid in full
You’re so fine,
It won’t be a loss,
cashing in the rocks just to get you face to face.

Hey! You’re a crazy bitch,
but you fuck so good I'm on top of it.
When I dream I'm doing you all night,
Scratches all down my back to keep me right on.

Hey! You’re a crazy bitch,
but you fuck so good I'm on top of it.
When I dream I'm doing you all night,
Scratches all down my back to keep me right on.

Get the video, fuck you so good
Get the video, fuck you so good
Crazy Bitch,
Crazy Bitch,
Crazy...
Bitch

Hey! You’re a crazy bitch,
but you fuck so good I'm on top of it.
When I dream I'm doing you all night,
Scratches all down my back to keep me right on.

Hey! You’re a crazy bitch,
but you fuck so good I'm on top of it.
When I dream I'm doing you all night,
Scratches all down my back to keep me right on.

Baby girl, you want it all to be a star you’ll have to go down.
Take it off, no need to talk you're crazy, but I love the way you fuck me.

Hey! You’re a crazy bitch,
but you fuck so good I'm on top of it.
When I dream I'm doing you all night,
Scratches all down my back to keep me right on.

Hey! You’re a crazy bitch,
but you fuck so good I'm on top of it.
When I dream I'm doing you all night,
Scratches all down my back to keep me right on.

You keep me right on
You're crazy, but I love the way you fuck me.

Buckcherry
Crazy Bitch

Anonymous said...

Wow. Go you on getting inked! It honestly doesn't hurt that much. I had 2 drug-free births and getting my tat done was like a walk in the park.

P.S. Don't you think saying "Mom, DON'T read this!" will just make her so curious that she WILL read it?! LOL

Lisa said...

Hahahaha...no actually my mom knows me pretty well, so she'll be scared to read it. Especially after finding out about my nipple piercings! LOL

But also she's down with a torn miniscus in her right knee, so she's not moving out and about right now.

Anonymous said...

OMG, Lisa, you are a braver woman that me! You need to explain this labia thing to me? I think I would be down for a nipple ring but it would probably just get caught in my bellybutton ring since they hang so low lol!!!! No, seriously, I don't have a bellybutton ring lol. I don't know if I could handle anything near my labia though lol. Yay, the tat is nothing! I have mine on my ankle a place without much meat lol and it was all good! I'm ready for another one ;)

Author said...

Crazy Bitch indeed! I am soooo stoked to see that - the ink, you freak, not the piercing! Make sure to send me a pic when you get it drawn out!

 

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