Kids do say the darndest things!

Part 1:

Last weekend, Zachary was playing in his bedroom. Lucas was in the hallway and I asked (or rather told him, as I already *asked* him) to pick something up in the hallway and put it away.

Zachary looks at me and states:

Momma, don't treat Lucas like your bitch.

O.M.G.!!! I about choked. Then I left the room and called Chuck over, as I laughed hysterically. Where the hell did he learn that?

Part 2:

We were watching Animal Planet last night. It's a great channel and the boys enjoy and learn things from it.

Last night was a rescue show and they were rescuing a cayman. Now if you don't know what a cayman looks like, they basically look like a cross between an alligator and a crocadile, but a big smaller.

Lucas stated: Look! An alligator!!

Chuck: No, that's a cayman.

Lucas: *silence watching the show* Nope, alligator, sorry!

He's so cute!


MamaTink said...

LMAO!!! Oh Part one was Hilarious!! I even read it to my husband and got a LOL from him :)

Funny how they are always Sooooo much smarter than you aren't they :)


Jessi said...

The first one made me literally laugh out loud (I had to read it to a coworker just to explain the sudden giggles, lol). The second one made me say "awwww." So cute!

Julie Julie Bo Boolie said...

OMG I think I would have peed my pants!

noname said...

I had to read this to Mike so he'd know what I was laughing at, lol. Oldest, when he was 2, thought the prettiest word in the whole world was 'asshole'. It took us forever to get him to understand it wasn't a pretty word and that he shouldn't say it, especially out in public. He didn't actually call anyone an asshole but he went on and on about how pretty it was. So embarrassing....

Hasn't Chuck realized that he's a parent and therefore not near as smart as his kids?

Funny post....needed that laugh so thanks!

Angella said...

Oh, kids. It's so hard not to laugh sometimes :)

Hannah said...

Oh my! That is just too funny!!! And cute ;-)

-Lo said...

That is soooooo funny!!!!

What a cute kid! Smart too!

Anonymous said...

Wow LOL! .. Did he say where he learned that from?!




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